Dear (the last person who texted you),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realised it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.You should also know that I (10) (11).(12),Your name.
1. What's the colour of your shirt?
[ ]Blue - Our romance is over
[ ]Red - Our affair is over
[ ]White - I'll join the monastery
[ ]Black - I dislike you
[X]Brown - The mafia wants you
[ ]Green - Our horoscopes don't match
[ ]Grey - You're a pervert
[ ]Yellow - I'm selling myself
[ ]Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
[ ]No shirt - You're a loser
[ ]Other - I'm in love with your sister.
Which is your birth month?
[ ]January - That night
[ ]February - Last year
[ ]March - When your dwarf bit me
[ ]April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
[ ]May - First of May
[ ]June - When you put cuffs on me
[ ]July - When I threw up
[ ]August - When I saw the shrunken head
[X]September - When we skinny dipped
[ ]October - When I quoted Santa
[ ]November - When your dog ran amok
[ ]December - When I changed tennis shoes.
Which food do you prefer?
[ ]Tacos - In your apartment
[ ]Pizza - In your camping car
[ ]Hamburgers - Under the bus
[ ]Salad - As you ate enchilada
[ ]Pasta - Outside of Chicago
[ ]Chicken - In your closet
[ ]Kebab - With Paris Hilton
[X]Fish - In women's clothing
[ ]Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
[ ]Lasagna - At the mental hospital
[ ]Hot dog - Under a state of trance
[ ]None of the above - With George Bush and his wife.
What's the colour of your socks?
[ ]Yellow - Hit on
[ ]Red - Insult
[ ]Black - Ignore
[ ]Blue - Knock out
[ ]Purple - Pour syrup on
[ ]White - Carve your initials into
[ ]Grey - Pull the clothes off
[ ]Brown - Put leeches on
[ ]Orange - Castrate
[x]Barefoot - Sit on
[ ]Pink - Pull the toupee off
[ ]Other - Drive out.
What's the colour of your underwear?[My god?That is embarassing:P.]
[ ]Black - My best friend
[ ]White - My father
[ ]Grey - Bill Clinton
[ ]Brown - My fart balloon
[ ]Red - Donald Duck
[ ]Blue - My avocado plant
[X]Yellow - My penpal in Iraq
[ ]Purple - My mustard souffle
[ ]Orange - My Kid Rock collection
[ ]Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
[ ]None - My John F. Kennedy statue
[ ]Other - The crazy monk.
What do you prefer to watch on TV?
[ ]Scrubs - Man
[ ]O.C. - Emotional
[ ]One Tree Hill - Open
[ ]Heroes - Frostbitten
[ ]House - Scarred
[X]Lost - High
[ ]Simpsons - Cowardly
[ ]The news - Mongolic
[ ]Idol - Masochistic
[ ]Family Guy - Senile
[ ]Top Model - Middle class.
Your mood right now?
[ ]Happy - How awful I've felt
[ ]Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
[ ]Sad - How boring you are
[ ]Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
[ ]Depressed - That we're cousins
[ ]Excited - That there is no solution to this
[ ]Nervous - The middle east
[ ]Worried - That your Honda sucks
[ ]Apathetic - That I did a sex change
[ ]Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
[ ]Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
[ ]Overjoyous - That I'm open
[X]Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
[ ]None of the above - Ashamed.
What's the colour of your bedroom walls?
[ ]White - Your ring
[X]Yellow - Your love letters
[ ]Red - Your Darth Vader poster
[ ]Black - Your tame stone
[ ]Blue - The couch cushions
[ ]Orange - Your false teeth
[ ]Brown - Your contact book
[ ]Green - The pictures from LA
[ ]Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
[ ]Purple - Your old lottery coupons
[ ]Pink - The cut toenails
[ ]Others - The memories in the military service9.
What is the first letter of your first name?
[ ]A/B - Your photo
[X]C/D - The oil stocks
[ ]E/F - Your neighbour Martin
[ ]G/H - your virginity
[ ]I/J - Results of your blood sample
[ ]K/L - Will tell the authorities about
[ ]M/N - Told in my confession today about
[ ]O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
[ ]Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
[ ]S/T - Get sick when I think of
[ ]U/V - Always will try to forget
[ ]W/X - Am better off without
[ ]Y/Z - Never liked10.
What is the last letter of your last name?
[ ]A/B - Always will remember
[ ]C/D - Never will forget
[X]E/F - Always wanted to break
[ ]G/H - Never openly mocked
[ ]I/J - Always have felt dirty before
[ ]K/L - Will tell the authorities about
[ ]M/N - Told in my confession today about
[ ]O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
[ ]Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
[ ]S/T - Get sick when I think of
[ ]U/V - Always will try to forget
[ ]W/X - Am better off without
[ ]Y/Z - Never liked.
What do you prefer to drink?
[ ]Water - Our friendship
[ ]Beer - Senility
[ ]Soft drink - A new life as a clone
[ ]Soda - The incarnation of an eskimo
[X]Milk - The apartment building
[ ]Wine - Cocaine abuse
[ ]Cider - A passionate interest for mice
[ ]Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
[ ]Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
[ ]Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
[ ]Whisky - To ruin the second World War
[ ]Other - To hate the Boston Celtics.
To which country would you want to go on a vacation?
[ ]Thailand - Warm regards
[ ]USA - Best regards
[X]England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail
[ ]Spain - Go and drown yourself
[ ]China - Disgusting regards
[ ]Germany - With ease
[ ]Japan - Go burn
[ ]Greece - Your everlasting enemy
[ ]Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
[ ]Egypt - **** off
[ ]France - In pain
Dear Ms Juliana,I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realised it when we skinny dipped in woman's clothings and I saw you sit on my penpal in Iraq.I'm sure you're high enough to understand that the extreme make over sucks. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.You should also know that I always wanted to break the apartment building.
Good luck on your short term leave from jail,Charmaine Tan.
This ain't true and sorry if Ms Juliana sees it but she is the last one I texted xD This is hilarious :D
CrayonLover
Presents are on 19 September.
Yes, i collect crayons such as
